Citizen Girl

Seeking: Qualified applicants looking to build their careers on sand. Requirements: A bachelor’s degree worth a fraction of the debt you incurred. One to two year’s clerical experience working for a deranged harridan who has sucked your very life-force. Fluency in at least two major jargons. Must be resourceful, action oriented, stress tolerant, enthusiastic, and desperate. Primary responsibilities include: figuring out just what we’ve hired you to do; working closely with no one for clients we’ll never identify, and a practice we’ll never commit to. Working in a world where a college degree qualifies her to make photocopies and color-coordinate file folders, twenty-four year old Girl is struggling to keep up with the essential trinity of food, shelter, and student loans. So when she finally lands the job of her dreams she ignores her misgivings and concentrates on getting the job done