MBO DIRTY JOKES

Jokes so dirty or offensive they wouldn't fit in MBO Jokes The Mammoth Bookof Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimatecollection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - anindispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned,the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for thefaint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush...if she got any of them. Itfeatures thousands of politically incorrect jokes, covering every topicfrom Alzheimer's to Zoos (sex in). Among the themes are Accidents,Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting,Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage,Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery,Therapy, and Viagra. Naturally, Blondes and Blowjobs are virtuallyinseparable. Also included are contemporary lists offering a unique slanton modern life, such as 20 Ways in Which Vibrators Are Better Than Men, 10Signs That Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active, and 20 Things YouDon't Want To Hear During Surgery. Sample jokes from The Mammoth Book ofDirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically incorrect Jokes; George W. Bush andTony Blair were sitting in a bar when another guest arrived and asked themwhat they were talking about. 'We're planning for World War Three,'announced Bush. 'Oh dear,' said the guest. 'What are you going to do?'Bush replied: 'We are planning to kill 1,500,000 Muslims and one ISconsultant.' The guest was mystified. 'An IS consultant? Why in heaven'sname are you going to kill an IS consultant?' Bush patted Blair on theshoulder and exclaimed jubilantly: 'I told you! No one is going to askabout the Muslims.'